Monday, February 21, 2011

Cheerio!

The UK rocks! They like my new novel, The Kitchen Shrink...look, I'm near MEG CABOT--one of my favorite authors of all time!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Chick Lit Plus!

What is it? The Scent of Jade reeks with a little bit of romance, a soupcon of suspense, a waft of mystery; but what's that funny smell? Labels are so important in helping readers find books they want to read that it's been tricky trying to pigeonhole just what-the-heck genre The Scent of Jade belongs to. I like Chick Lit Plus...which was gracious enough to do a review!
Chick Lit Plus!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Monkey Business!










A huge THANK YOU to the best entourage of smart, beautiful, funny (and extremely well-read!) women a new author could ever hope to hang with!


Nemira, Monkey, Fini, Jinny, Yvonne, Toni, Michele!













Special guest appearance by Lisa and baby Brendon, who was obviously overcome by the brilliant conversation...

















And to the sweet lagniappe of southern belle, Michele...whose grace and elegance is only exceeded by her warmth and hospitality...She's the icing on the Italian Cream Cake!





Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Haiku: Sinus Serenade



Fill me with desire
Drowning flush of agony
Neti pot I'm yours


Saturday, January 22, 2011

Smart-y Pants Phone

That D-roid. I pretend to be cool enough to hang with him, and, like a lovesick teen, beg him to help me understand his evil machinations. D-roid (as I call him behind his ridiculously pumped-up back--come on, who needs all those muscles?--I just need to dial 911) simply couldn't care less. When he does bother to think of me at all, it's to devise some intricate ploy to mess with me.

I took a photo of my friend's son playing basketball, shared it with her along with a voice activated text message where I clearly stated: "He missed." I hit send, looked down and saw that D-roid did it to me again:

















Penis.