Friday, April 22, 2011

For Those Who Celebrate...

For those who celebrate...Happy Easter! For those who don't, (my friend's son, Jake) No, the Easter Bunny is not Jesus' dad.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Read My Lipstick...

Pucker up! I can ID my friends' lip prints!
Red clay and rust were the first order of business used to tint the lips of ancient ladies. Cleopatra wore crushed carmine beetles (with ants!)... I can just picture her commanding Caesar, “Kiss me, you fool!” 

Enterprising ingenues created shimmering effects rubbing fish scales on their mouths, mmm. By Medieval times, lipstick was banned by the church; worn only by prostitutes, those foot soldiers of Satan.

SWAK! This foot soldier is on an eternal quest for the perfect pout; aren’t we all? What’s your favorite lipstick?

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Body of Gluten-Free Christ...

These new certified GF (Gluten-Free) rice crackers totally taste like the BOC, baptized in salt, anointed in cheese. Bless me Father for I have may be going on a kazillion years since my last confession, but, holy cow, eating these crackers is a form of penance. (They don't taste very good, but it feels like the right thing to do...) Amen.