Where Are The Tweezers?

You can't just borrow a lady's accoutrement and not return it. C'mon. All I have left in my arsenal is one high-priced, needle-nosed pointy tweezers that could target a single wisp of down until someone used them to remove a splinter FROM A V-6 ENGINE. I could get more traction from a pair of plyers. Please. Where are my tweezers?